Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

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Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore?

Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

Little Pig Jokes More Little Pig Jokes

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.