Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

What is Brazil's favorite game right now?

Hide and go zika

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

Little Pig Jokes More Little Pig Jokes

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!