Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

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Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

What's the good part about having alzheimer's?

You can hide your own easter eggs.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

How do you launder money?

Put it under the soap.

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.