Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

How do you hide from imminent retribution?

Karmaflage!

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"