Why did the little pig hide the soap?

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

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What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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What is a mouse's favourite game ?

Hide and squeak !

How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt

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What's an alcoholic's favorite type of soap?

Bar soap.

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

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What are you guys yelling about?

them: YOU'RE DRIVING

What lives in the sea and yells?

A: A clam shouter.

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!