Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

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Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

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Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

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What lives in the sea and yells?

A: A clam shouter.

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

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What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"