Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

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Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

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Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

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What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.