Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

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What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ?

A dinosnore !

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What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow