Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

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What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

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What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

What game do little cows like to play?

Moonopoly.

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow