Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

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What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

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Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

They both like bombs

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What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.