Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

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What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page?

Alt+Right

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child?

Lepre Kahn

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money?

Because he did all his work pro bonobo

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Lgbt Jokes More Lgbt Jokes

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ?

bruces

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.