Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

because they are very touching

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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What does an LGBT rabbi call a blessing?

a brucea

What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

an airbroosh

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !