Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

How'd you leave her?

Dead by the side of the road..."

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

an airbroosh

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.