Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

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Where can you find a paraplegic man?

Right where you left him.

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

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What did the Momma Buffalo say to her child as he left for school?

A: Bison!

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

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What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

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Which 20th century President's wife looked like she could have been LGBT?

Eleanor Brucevelt.

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

brucism

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What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up

Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.