Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

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What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Lgbt Jokes More Lgbt Jokes

Which 20th century President's wife looked like she could have been LGBT?

Eleanor Brucevelt.

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ?

bruces

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !