Lgbt Jokes

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

What does an LGBT rabbi call a blessing?

a brucea

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ?

bruces

What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

an airbroosh

Which 20th century President's wife looked like she could have been LGBT?

Eleanor Brucevelt.

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

brucism

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How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What would Al Pacino be called if he marries Daenerys Targeryen?

Khal Pacino.

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage?

Finding Forrester

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ?

bruces

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

Endanger Jokes More Endanger Jokes

What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

brucism