Lgbt Jokes

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

What does an LGBT rabbi call a blessing?

a brucea

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ?

bruces

What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

an airbroosh

Which 20th century President's wife looked like she could have been LGBT?

Eleanor Brucevelt.

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

brucism

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Pro Life Tips.

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At the BP station. (thanks grandma)

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Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

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Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Why were the boy and girl melons depressed?

Because they can't elope.

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What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

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What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

What do you call a child that's good at digging?

A minor

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What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

How did the telephones get married ?

In a double ring ceremony !

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Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.