What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

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Why don't you get married?

Me: I've never been that hungry.

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

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What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

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What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope