What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

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Why can't ants get sick?

Because they have little anty-bodies.

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

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What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

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What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.