What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call an ant in space ?

Cosmonants & Astronants !

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

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Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.