What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

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What do you call ants in your syrup?

Maple flakes From my well intentioned girlfriend

When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

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Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope