A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.
OJ's truth is stranger than King's fiction.
How you spell them.
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.
You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
Jose and Hose "B."
How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?
Hello, bud.
Because, she really stands out on the street.
They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!
A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
Because all of his hose had kinks.
