What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

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What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.