What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

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What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

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Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

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Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

What do you call a pimp without a cane?

A caneless pimp.

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What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.