What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

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Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B

What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

Gardener Jokes More Gardener Jokes

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

Kink Jokes More Kink Jokes

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.