Because all of his hose had kinks.
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A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.
Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.
In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.
One is a group of cunning runts...
Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!
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Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that
There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.
Run Berry, run!
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
The feet
He got Pasta-toots.
They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"