Kink Jokes

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

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Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

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Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

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In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

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One is a group of cunning runts...

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

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There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Gardener Jokes More Gardener Jokes

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

Fetish Jokes More Fetish Jokes

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"