Because all of his hose had kinks.
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A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.
No Biggie.
He couldn't Mufasa
Run Berry, run!
Because they keep planting evidence.
The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
Neighbor
There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
Only one, but with a perticular FETISH
You get some hoes and they get dough for you.
They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"
Jose and Hose B
Because...bros before hose!