Because all of his hose had kinks.
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A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.
Neighbor
He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.
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What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
Because he got ova easy.
A Pimp
A lawn moo-er.
Because they are well versed in whorticulture
LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.
The car salesman knows he is lying.
Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.
Jose and Hose B.
