Because all of his hose had kinks.
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A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.
Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.
Jose and Hose B.
Because they want to.
They have a bad stroke
A lawn moo-er.
Because they are well versed in whorticulture
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
The feet
Their Pimp
They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"
I want you inside me.
He didn't want to taco 'bout it
Vultures attack first, when you are dead.
A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
