Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

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Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

What did Orville say when Keith Harris died?

Nothing.

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Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.