Because all of his hose had kinks.
The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.
No Biggie.
He couldn't trust his hose.
Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.
A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.
