Hose Jokes

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

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What kind of girls date firefighters?

Hose.

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?

Hose A and Hose B

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

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Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

What do you call two mexican firefighters?

Hose A and Hose B.

What do you call two Mexicans on a firetruck?

Hose A and Hose B.

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B

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