Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

What runs faster?

Hot or cold Hot because everyone can catch a cold!

Fire Engine Jokes More Fire Engine Jokes

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.