Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

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Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

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Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.