What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.

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What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

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What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!