What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.

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Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Fire Engine Jokes More Fire Engine Jokes

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.