You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
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A fire engine.
A Carabiner
An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?
His tricycle will be parked outside.
Biden
I'm funny that way.
Water you doing here
Paypal
With Monet
You call 'im Maury. :)
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.
The holocaust.
All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."
He was involved in a hit-and-run.
Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.
