You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
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A fire engine.
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
Im a fungi
Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.
Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )
You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?
Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.
The attorney charges more.
A: A law suit.
He had no guts!
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.
You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.
To stamp out flaming ducks.
You better not try to start anything.
Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling
Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.
One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.
