Fire Engine Jokes

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

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What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with?

None of your beeswax!"

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

Insurance Company Jokes More Insurance Company Jokes

Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

What did the insurance company say to the applicant?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Oscar im so sorry

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...