He got turd degree burns.
He had him newt-ered.
He had tentackles.
The thief was spending less then his wife.
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
He threw them off their tracks.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
To stamp out flaming ducks.
When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.
An - nflushable loating bject
Because he needed a poo.
