What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

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How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

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What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

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Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

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What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

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Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO