What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

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What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.