What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

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Where did I take my pet Cow on Valentines Day?

To the Moooovies

What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

Independence Day Jokes More Independence Day Jokes

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

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Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day