What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?

You're purrr-fect for me!

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What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

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What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

How do single people honor valentine's day?

By Celibating!