How do single people honor valentine's day?

By Celibating!

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Where did I take my pet Cow on Valentines Day?

To the Moooovies

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

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What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.