How do single people honor valentine's day?

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Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?

You're purrr-fect for me!

Honor Jokes More Honor Jokes

What's better than honor?

Inner

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

How do single people honor valentine's day?

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