How do single people honor valentine's day?

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

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How do single people honor valentine's day?

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

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How do single people honor valentine's day?

By Celibating!

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day