How do single people honor valentine's day?

By Celibating!

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How do single people honor valentine's day?

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What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

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How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

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How do single people honor valentine's day?

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What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day