Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store."

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call two black men on a videotape?

Evidence.

What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

Risk Jokes More Risk Jokes

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

Honor Jokes More Honor Jokes

Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens