Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

Why is Kylo Ren so lonely all the time?

He's Ben Solo his whole life

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of 4.

Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

Risk Jokes More Risk Jokes

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

Honor Jokes More Honor Jokes

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

How do single people honor valentine's day?

By Celibating!