Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

What's the Difference Between Guts and Balls?

Guts is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk meeting your wife at the door with a broom in her hand and asking her if she's still cleaning the house or going out for a ride. Balls is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk with lipstick all over your face and the scent of women's perfume all over you, meeting your wife at the door and stating, "You're next, chubby."

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What does earth say to the other planets?

You have no life

What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs?

Con-Descending

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

Risk Jokes More Risk Jokes

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

Honor Jokes More Honor Jokes

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

How do single people honor valentine's day?

By Celibating!