Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

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What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch?

Oof, weinerpain!

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

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What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade