Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

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What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade