Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

German Jokes More German Jokes

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.