Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

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What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

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What do you call a silly, apathetic German boy?

Agoofaloofagus

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ?

Barberd wire !