What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

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An un-in.

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What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

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What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.