What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

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Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

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What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

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How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

Why's that?

I keep getting calls in the night.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.