What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

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Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Infinite Jest Jokes More Infinite Jest Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.