A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"
He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
An argument.
A contemplate
They go Bar Hopping!...
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
been wondering for years
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.
Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
A rack of lamb