Infinite Jest Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why should you never race with a guy from Finland?

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

well many how???