Infinite Jest Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

How do you get a philosopher off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!