What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

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What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

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Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

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Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.