What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Whos there Ellen Ellen who?

Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.

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Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

Why was Kunta Kinte such a renowned philosopher?

He pondered the question "Toby, or not Toby "