Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

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Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person