Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person