Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

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Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

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Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.