Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

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Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

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What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person