Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

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Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.