Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

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Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person