What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?

You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.

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What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ?

A. FireWeb .... of course!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.

What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

well many how???

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.