What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog