What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera

Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )