What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

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What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

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How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

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Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

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What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

What game show do pickles play?

Dill or No Dill

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What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.