How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

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How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

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How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

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Cos(play)

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How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*