How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.

What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

Cosplay Jokes More Cosplay Jokes

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

What do you call it when cosine plays?

Cos(play)

Badge Jokes More Badge Jokes

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.