How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

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How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

What says "Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!" ?

A dog with a hair lip

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Cosplay Jokes More Cosplay Jokes

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

What do you call it when cosine plays?

Cos(play)

Badge Jokes More Badge Jokes

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*