Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!

Who is this "one"?

And why is he always arguing with people?

3 Hour Jokes More 3 Hour Jokes

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot