Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?

A Klondike.

What do you call a detective novel about eskimos?

Whodinuit

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Who is this "one"?

And why is he always arguing with people?

3 Hour Jokes More 3 Hour Jokes

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."

Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about