Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What do you call a detective novel about eskimos?

Whodinuit

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet?

Has that been tried yet

Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle?

It's always right.

3 Hour Jokes More 3 Hour Jokes

Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !