Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

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What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

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Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

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What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook

What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

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How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet?

Has that been tried yet

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

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Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"