What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

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Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?

The position of the dirt bag.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

How's the fruit?

Just peachy.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil?

Because that would be a sin-tax issue.

What does the devil say to hell rejects?

Why don't you fork off