What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

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Position Jokes More Position Jokes

Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

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Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What do you call 2 crackers arguing?

White noise.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil?

Because that would be a sin-tax issue.