What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

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Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?

The position of the dirt bag.

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What do you call a man who supports women's sports?

A sports brah

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit?

The IV Drip

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.