How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

A: The car salesman can probably drive!

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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