How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

How do you get Peekachu on a bus?

You Pokemon

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

Why does the Buick Century have that name?

It's the average age of someone who drives one.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.