How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You pokemon

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What is 90-60-90?

Speed while driving past a speed camera.

What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.