How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.