How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

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What do you call a late teacher?

Mr. Bus

What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

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What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

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Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.