How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

Previous Random Joke Next

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.