How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...