Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

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Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

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What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None