Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

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What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

Virgin Mobile

What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

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What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables