What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

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Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

impasta

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What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

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What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

removed (two children)

How long does it take for mods to remove a post?

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