What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

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What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

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Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?

I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4?

They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.