What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

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Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

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What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

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Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

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Who's there ! Callas ! Callas who ?

Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.