What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

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How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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What's his secret?

He's in a wheelchair

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

Why does OP never deliver?

removed