Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

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What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

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What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.