Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

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Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

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Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

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Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.