Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

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What is a big dinner for a cannibal?

A three-corpse meal.

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.