Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

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What do you call a black man visiting a zoo?

a family reunion

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

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What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

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Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.