Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

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What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

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What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

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What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

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Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.