Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

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Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

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What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

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Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.