Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

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What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit?

Yeahman

What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

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What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

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What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

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Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.