What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

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What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio. .

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

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What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz."

How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster?

16

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What do you get when you put mice in the oven?

Mice crispies.

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.