What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard."

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

What did Hansel and Gretel say when the witch put them in the oven?

She diabeetus!