What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

How do you turn a duck into a R&ampB Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.