What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

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What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

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Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil