What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

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What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

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Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!