What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

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What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

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What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!