What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

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What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .

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What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

What do you call a shape that's always worried?

A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)