What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

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Sponsor Jokes More Sponsor Jokes

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

W Jokes More W Jokes

How can you make a witch itch?

Take away her "W."

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

Payment Jokes More Payment Jokes

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.