What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

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Sponsor Jokes More Sponsor Jokes

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

W Jokes More W Jokes

How can you make a witch itch?

Take away her "W."

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

Payment Jokes More Payment Jokes

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive