What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

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Sponsor Jokes More Sponsor Jokes

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

W Jokes More W Jokes

How can you make a witch itch?

Take away her "W."

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Payment Jokes More Payment Jokes

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.