What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

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Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

What does a blonde playing the drums sound like?

Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick...

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues?

An insecurity guard

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

What noise does a nut make when it has a cold?

CASHEWW!

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive