What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

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What did one math book say to the other?

A: Man I got a lot of problems!

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

How many drums does it take to make a good ska band?

Nobody knows.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.