What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

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What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends?

Schizofriendic

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

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What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

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What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

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What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!