How many drums does it take to make a good ska band?

Nobody knows.

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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

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What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

Why are drums a fire hazard?

Because they're flam-able. Ba-da Bum tsss.