How many drums does it take to make a good ska band?

Nobody knows.

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How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

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Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..