How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

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How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

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How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

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What do you call a disabled Asian?

Sum Ting Wong.

What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called?

A Yutopia