How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

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Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

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What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

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How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

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How do you describe a boring, Asian, black and white film?

Anti-chromactic

What do you call an Asian getting mugged?

Black and Yellow