How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

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Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a black Asian bird?

Croatian.

What do you call a confused Asian person?

Disoriental.