How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

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Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

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How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

cacawatches

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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What do you call a rich Asian?

Cha Ching!*

What does an Asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall?

A broken nose.