What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

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What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

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What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.