What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

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What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

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Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

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What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.