Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

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Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

Sound FX CDs Whale noises

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What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

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A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

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Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

What do you call tension in the percussion section?

Druma