How to elephants talk to each other ?

By 'elephone !

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Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

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What's blue and has big ears ?

An elephant at the North Pole !

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant