How to elephants talk to each other ?

By 'elephone !

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What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

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How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.