Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

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How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions ?

Because there is no try.

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What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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Bubblegum

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Where does Max Planck go for a night out?

To the h-bar

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Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Why is Oklahoma the bleh state?

Because it's just OK

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Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.