Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

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Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down?

He did it for the

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Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

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What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

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What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma?

A karaoke!

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.