Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

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He found his pair a' dice!

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He was trying to heel them.

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Don't touch my marbles.

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I'm cured!"

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Introduce him to Warhammer.

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Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Because he was resisting a rest.

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Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

What do you call a pall-bearer in Oklahoma?

a Karaoke

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He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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He's up all night to get Loki.

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.