What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

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What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

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What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

Which country has the highest number of foolish people?

Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish

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What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum