What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

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How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.