What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

Previous Random Joke Next
Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."

Bubblegum Jokes More Bubblegum Jokes

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer