What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

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Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Bubblegum Jokes More Bubblegum Jokes

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer