What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

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What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

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What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer