Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

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Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.

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What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

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Where does one drown a hipster?

In the mainstream.

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream