Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

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Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

What's black and can't swim?

A microwave oven.

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Where did the hipster drown?

In the mainstream

Where do hipsters drown?

the mainstream.