Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

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What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

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Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

Nobody likes a soggy cracker!

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How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream