What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

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What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

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What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

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What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup