What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

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What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

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Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?

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What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.