What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.

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What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

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What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.