What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

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What's the difference between a twitcher and a stutterer?

One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

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What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)