What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

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What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

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Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged?

Please sir, I don't want any treble.