What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.

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What's a conservative?

A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

Why did the liberal go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

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What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

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What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?