What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.

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What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

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What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.

What's a conservative?

A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.