What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.

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What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

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Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

What's a conservative?

A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

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What do you call an Asian getting mugged?

Black and Yellow

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.