What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.

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What's a conservative?

A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

Why did the liberal go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

What's a conservative?

A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

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What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)