What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

What did the dog say to the man?

Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.

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Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden) )

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).