What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

Previous Random Joke Next

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

What does a plankton name its dog?

Phyto.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.