What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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The screen stays black when you check the time.

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What does a perverted cow do at night?

Beef Jerkey

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A matching one for the other side of the bed.

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Why is Hodor's real name Wylis?

Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.