What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

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What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.

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Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

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Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

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What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

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What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum